pink pony swirl

this was my brat when I was 12

When a guy tells me he also likes festivals and this is his style I just KNOW we are NOT talking about the same festivals lol

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

the coffee shop was out of whipped cream but offered ham

Patrick Mahomes, whose brother is a sexual assaulter, father is a serial drunk driver, and wife is mildly off putting gets the ball back with the Chiefs up 7-3

“AWFUL HALFTIME SHOW !!!” -

the Dow dropped almost 500 points today and they're doing Toyotathon at the white house

Morning routine expectation vs reality

"a man's life start at 28"

COASTAL CAROLINA = MENTIONED #Chants

try taking a shower at camp bisco on a tab with mud everywhere and smelly wooks around you smh kids these days

dive bar recommendations are funny bc the top 3 dive bars are: 1. the one by your apartment 2. the one by your friend’s apartment you’ve been hanging out at 3. the one by the place you had dinner earlier

first messy breakup of pride month

I thought all these illegals were gang members on welfare. Seems like you voted for a war on the working class.

they found a way to get the biceps the waist AND the ass … nobel prize

omw to the disgusting dive bar with touch tunes

“Domestic terrorist” “Nice young man”

Put her in congress 😍