Not to shit on everyone’s little Stanley cups but Matt did it better

Me: RIP Flaco Friend: who? Me: he loved saying that 😭😭

Extremely rude that there are 15+ Broadway openings in the same year I am trying to plan and pay for a wedding.

If you wanted to leave your phone in a Lyft or an Uber (for science, obvi), Uber will have your phone back to you in 1 hour. Ask Lyft will give you the runaround and then ghost you for asking for help.

4.8 quake 😳 earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/ma…

Ah damn missed coachella again

Simone Biles. Jordan Chiles. Suni Lee. Jade Carey. Hezly Rivera. 🥇

This man does not understand New Yorkers.

Hulu crashing during these games and Verizon going down during Mondays games. Why is everything worse?!

David Fry walkoff x Hammy x Celine Dion 🚢🚢

Being a Guards fan by birth and a Mets fan by marriage is about at bad as it gets, friends.

THE @NYLIBERTY ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS. LIGHT THE BUILDING

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American voters should be studied, peer reviewed, and submitted to the DSM5.

This needs to be seen by every American. Download it, before it’s removed.