Washing in the name of... On this occasion it's best you do what they tell ya

Love watching a The White House press conference and hearing Mara Liasson's voice during questions 🙂

Esports is about to blow up, y’all.

That’s a bop!

Why doesn’t City of Seattle require bars and restaurants to post signs of HOW to wear a mask? Been seeing a lot of nose danglers the past couple of days. Keep your nose outta my nachos!

Remember that time that nine inch nails covered Gary Numan’s “Metal”?

I mean, the math checks out.

Yeah, maybe don’t send bitcoin to strangers.

Hey Apple Support - Did WatchOS 7 remove the date complication? Isn’t the date 2nd only to the current time for top things people expect to have on their wrist? 9to5Mac MacRumors.com

So. Much. This.

I’m on the block posted up like a mailbox.

CNN+, the streaming service that was hyped as one of the most signifiant developments in the history of CNN, will shut down on April 30, just one month after it launched. cnn.it/3La1OBV

The best thing about smart doorbells is being able to ding dong ditch your wife when she’s not home.

Whenever there’s a line for a men’s room, I think, “Doesn’t this place have a trough?”

Free book idea: Everyone Starts at the Back: How the Conga Line is a Metaphor for Life

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

To my followers: do better

The Moustache is the most efficient way to keep the human body warm. You could be absolutely naked in the Arctic and if you had a moustache you would survive. Get the real moustache facts at movember.com

It’s like looking at your apartment after you moved all your stuff out…

One thing I’m very thankful for this year: David Pierce re-joining the The Verge team. Don’t know if those thanks go to David Pierce or nilay patel, but I’m happy either way.