Newsweek apologized to Michele Bachmann for making her look crazy. Can’t wait to see this week’s cover with Gary Busey.

Hey I haven't been here in 11 years, what'd I miss?

Social credit score+ programable money+surveillance = totalitarian control. Do not follow China's steps. Resist now before it's too late ⚠️⚠️

RT @videoSongsBlog You can vote once a day till Jan. 3. RT this message and spread the word about the vS awards http://bit.ly/hRkfnn

2 years later and I can finally talk about this ⬇️

Some little kid just came up to me in the restroom and said, "I sure did get my grub on!" Attaboy junior, attaboy.

Yeah imagine an administration putting pressure on a television channel to fire a comedian they didn’t like.

I can’t believe we black bagged a narco dictator without considering all available options first, like paying an NGO $100b to put on queer musical theater productions in Caracas

Ohio homeless man gets a radio job after a YouTube video showcasing his "golden voice" goes viral | http://su.pr/2ddhL7 (via @TIMENewsFeed)

Can't stop playing Deadrising 2... There's just so many different ways to slay zombies... Thanks Capcom USA for stealing my Thurs/Fri

Glad Halloween is over. Hard to be intimidating when there's a 3ft version of you on every street in America.

Mexico wants you to stop being afraid of it | http://ti.me/guluEL

Every time I watch The Walking Dead I think of Ryan Lucchesi. Some people might think it's weird, but I know it means a lot to him.

Just taught a baby on the plane how to wave.

Skynet attacks? The "Terminator" series marked April 21, 2011 as the day Skynet tried to enslave the human race http://econ.st/ghRynL

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes," said Obi-Wan, absolutely. #StarWars

#IfTheWorldEndsOnSaturday we didn't do it. Okay, fine. It was us. But you guys totally deserved it.

Boarding the plane now!

Canadians can riot?

@faithkhefty hey so when's your day off?