Are you free 13th June? No sorry, I'm attending polin's wedding.

FOREVER PROUD OF OUR TEAM

you deserve prison but you won’t get time

Happy Halloween! RT to scare an Astros fan!

we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times

I pray that Sark has been saving his good shit for the Aggies 🙏🏽

in my head, whenever i read usps i make the pspsps sound cats like.

omg hey quick question when does it stop?

HOOK 'EM 🤘 Texas takes down Tennessee to advance to its THIRD WCWS Championship Series in program history 👏

im in TEARS #loveislandusa

If it’s not clocking to you that I’m standing on business, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes are unchanged

PLEASEEE THIS IS HILARIOUS

HANNAH MONTANA: 20TH ANNIVERSARY. 2026.

Texans: “when will the construction on I-35 be done?” Construction workers on I-35:

- No universal healthcare - No paid family leave - No universal childcare - No tuition free public college - No guarantee of live-saving care when pregnant due to abortion bans - Average cost of $310k to raise a child to 18 yrs old Of course US birth rates are at an all-time low

October 31st. November 1st

I’m at the point in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.

hehehehehehehe

Katie from Philly has a question for Amanda & West