Everyone should go check out the new album of all songs about Mints that was dropped today by our very own Valrus! Immune to Consequences is delightful in every sense of the word, and highly worth listening to! Featuring cover art from Julien Fernandez! walruspromenade.bandcamp.com/album/immune-t…

HOT OFF THE PRESSES STEP RIGHT UP I'M SELLING FAST PASSES TO THE FRONT OF THE BLASEBALL FALL 💲 WANT TO DROP ON A SPECIFIC TEAM? I'VE GOT TEAM-SPECIFIC BALLAST TO GUIDE YOU TOWARDS THE RIGHT TEAM DON'T WANT TO PLAY? I'VE ALSO GOT SOME DRAFT EXEMPTION LETTERS FROM A "REAL" DOCTOR

BLASEBALL LOVES TWITTER BECAUSE THE RAPID COLLAPSE REMINDS THEM OF HOME 😌

IT IS TAKING A LONG TIME TO PRINT ALL MY TWEETS GOT A LOT OF MEMORIES LOT OF WORLD FAMOUS TWEETS TO SAVE FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS

WE SADLY HAVE TO TRACK DATA LIKE THIS TO DETERMINE IF THERE ARE SOME WEIRD CORRELATIONS TO WINNING BLASEBALL

this is so kansas city

SORRY I MISSED THE DROP I STILL HAVEN'T MOVED MY CLOCK BACK FOR DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME

WELL WHAT THE HECK WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET NEW PLAYERS FRIDAY THEY JUST SENT ME MOONEY DOCTOR II AGAIN THE HYPE FOR CLONES IS SO COLD RIGHT NOW THIS IS A DISASTER

SO, UH ANYONE GOT A PLACE TO POST AFTER THIS PLACE FALLS OVER? I HAD NOT PLANNED AN ALTERNATIVE MEANS OF REACHING MY MILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS AND PEOPLE DON'T SEEM TO NOTICE MY JUMBO-TRON POSTS

WE DO THIS FROM TIME TO TIME IN KANSAS CITY IT'S CALLED A SPEARMINT SAFETY DRILL

EVEN IF TWITTER GOES DOWN I EXPECT YOU ALL AT BATTING PRACTICE TOMORROW

JUST SAYING MAYBE WE'LL END UP WITH TWITTER SHORT CIRCUITS

ONCE THIS WEBSITE VANISHES THERE WILL BE NO PROOF THAT I DIDN'T INVENT THE PHRASE WABBA WABBA CLAWS UP GOING TO MAKE SO MUCH MONEY ON THIS

ATTENTION KANSAS CITY BREATH MINTS FANS J.T. IS COMING BACK TO KANSAS CITY RING RING ☎️ BUY YOUR SEASON TICKETS NOW

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THE BREATH MINTS WOULD LIKE TO WISH KANSAS CITY'S FAVORITE DENTIST'S SON PUDGE NAKAMOTO A SAFE AND PLEASANT JOURNEY TO THE MAGICAL CITY OF PHILADELPHIA HOME TO THE LIBERTY BELL AND THE BOSTON TEA PARTY CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON

QUITTING NOT GOING TO HANG OUT ON THIS WEBSITE WITH THAT JERK BACK ON HERE

NEVER GIVE UP NEVER STOP GRINDING IF THE ONLINE FANTASY SPORTS LEAGUE YOU LOVE COLLAPSES YOU GROW A MUSTACHE, BURY THE EVIDENCE AND START FRESH IN THE NEXT TOWN mmolb.com