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calendar_today18-02-2012 08:22:10

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i prayed for my stomach to get better and tbh the immunosuppressants worked but its not worth it at all lmfao id rather shit myself to death than have muscle spasms all day like at least then im a skinny queen who can hold a fucking spoon

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random side effect of the meds i was not expecting: getting massive stripper tiddies and none of my bras or tops fitting me like ok

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sometimes i feel like i should get a dating app just for the plot... like i dont actually wanna date anybody thats too much work but i do wanna go on dates and do stuff that sounds fun

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do other women not know that birth control reduces ur risk of getting ovarian and uterine cancer? like all other reasons for needing birth control aside, it literally prevents cancer....

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today on Weird Things When Ur Chronically Ill: just ate a taco bell cantina quesadilla and like 30 mins later my piss literally smells like the sauce???????? put that in the medical textbook

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