guess who just got fired. the big man at merriam webster didnt like me sneaking in my own ideas for words. not very pompsh of them. not very pompsh at hocklorp

Just read a tiktok comment about how this girls English boyfriend thought she was talking about the menopause when she was talking about 'the troubles' and I can't stop laughing 🤣

Spotted in a bookstore in the City of London just now…

When you're on trial but then remember you're having Findus crispy pancakes for tea.

Some very English football commentary from The Guardian tonight

Still never sure what the difference is between a rectangle and an oblong

Is this a festival line up?

JUDGE: well where is he?

COUNSEL: his train broke down near Wigan. He got off it and he is available to attend remotely via his telephone and wishes to attend

JUDGE: very well turn the link on

LIAM: ALRIGHT JUDGE ME OLE BEAN

JUDGE: turn the link off

Thinking about Charlie Brown crawling around like Gollum

I’M A RAMBLER FROM MANCHESTER WAY…

This wk BBC Radio 3 Unclassified is our traditional Spring Ramble - through urban edge-lands of MANCHESTER

Carmel Smickersgill Matthew Halsall Hayley Suviste Jennifer Reid Space Africa, Black Brunswicker, Holy Other… bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0…

this is art

I hate when girls say they love to travel or enjoy physical touch. Those are both fouls. We will lose the game

Post your WW3 outfit.

Not to take anything away from her achievement, but I thought that was Jimmy Tarbuck at first. 🤔

Things I will never ever tire of: Animals as small business owner/operators.

Ooh I wonder if they have a room each

I'm always on his side but Bugs Bunny brings a lot of these problems on himself