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I'm gonna make them give back my arm and leg

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Boss, can you please explain how “nostalgia” factors into asking for a live reticulated python to be included in your field rations?

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Snake, we’re tight on funds right now, so I’ve taken the liberty of arranging a sponsor. Take this can of Mtn Dew AMP Game Fuel. If you’re seen, make sure you’re seen drinking it. You CANNOT go lethal on this mission, or you'll make the product look bad.

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Boss, we lost the sponsor. They discovered we cast a paraplegic to out into the open sea, and now they want nothing to do with us. It was worth it though

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Boss, one of our gunsmiths in R&D just affixed a suppressor to a grenade. Doesn’t seem like it would do anything but at this point what the hell do I know

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I replaced Ocelot’s revolver with a cap gun for April Fool’s day and now he wants to beat the shit out of me. I can’t take him. I only have one arm. Help

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Boss, I left a wallet with $53 and a Subway gift card on MSF’s old Mother Base. I can get it back if you upload your Ground Zeroes save data.

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Boss, come back to Mother Base immediately. Nothing actually important is going on, I just don’t really want you to extract those containers you had marked for after the mission.

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Boss, Skullface stole my copy of Nintendogs: Dalmatian & Friends for the Nintendo DS. I know it's mine, it still has some of my dogs. He has to pay.

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Boss, this is urgent. Ocelot just showed the old man this weird game called "Changed" and asked if he could make it real. He said he probably could. Please help. What the fuck am I supposed to do here