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Wow.

How much coffee is too much coffee before 9am? Like medically. Asking for a friend.

So I guess we're starting off the 2024 bingo card with aliens and earthquakes?

just a important message, I don't think SOL memecoins will go like this much longer so make sure to take some profits. its so much going on with all of these and they are super volatile, i'm grabbing some profit along the way and leaving some bags in case shit moons

Choose your side wisely.. [interact]

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There's nothing more embarrassing than when you're walking near music, and your gait begins to match the beat of the music. I would rather die.

what an unhinged email to mass send to all of the artists who used to use your services for their small businesses. r u ok?

BREAKING: President Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris are set to unveil a series of Supreme Court reforms, including stronger ethical guidelines and term limits for Justices.

why are washing machine minutes not real minutes

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ok so I'm deep in the trenches now my 2 picks: $NORMIE: 9dYAZDK7TjT7ae67scTGMCb56Q5iQwpo9Mbfztf1pump $FYP: 3hWicKahPaT29D9aUddMb2xESknrcR14qf7KDmhNpump now we pray

normie cycle (real)

guys. everything may be going wrong in the world but the McDonald's snack wrap is coming back in 2025 so it's fine.

Imagine if our police forces put this much effort into finding the murderers of regular civilians too.

lmaoooo not Alaska Airlines being like heyyyy if you take a later flight A WHOLE ASS DAY LATER and pay for the hotel you'll need that night we will grant you TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS. in this economy?

BREAKING: 🚨 Alan Dershowitz [Former E-stein lawyer] says he has personally “SEEN THE ENTIRE LIST” says it's purposely being suppressed to protect several powerful individuals.