rich boy was born in 1983

GOT DAMN GAS HIGH!

Might have to shoot myself out a cannon to Gulf Shores instead of driving there. What the fuck.

“HEAT hold 83 it really BAM”

Americans learning that governments can actually do things for the 1,688,354th time

China:

Like what

This mufucka cut subsidies for alternative energy and electric cars then started an oil crisis. The stupidest mufucka alive

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.

You gotta understand crack to really get it

Deleting all the dialogue from this tape would’ve made it 100% better.

I was stationed with Maj Klinner at Birmingham. Definitely been a sombering 24hrs since I was notified. The other two Birmingham aircrew that were lost got there shortly after I left. The 99th ARS is a small, tight knit squadron that I spent 12 years at. This is definitely

You are a pussy and you have a terrible wife

This shit happened at a friends house during a house party lmao nobody helped that man look for his snake we went tf outside

Filling up your car used to be an afterthought

“Firefly”

Who woulda thought a mfa with gold toilets could do something like this