Favorite quote from being a X-ray tech: “I know it’s not broke, but I really hope it’s not fractured” yeah same bro

Brandon - “love you bud” thanks? Thrown back into the friend zone after 3 days of being married 👌🏼

Asked Brandon to get me zucchini, comes back with a cucumber. Close bud 🥒

Going away for an extended weekend, pack 20+ pairs of undies. Because you never know.

You know you have reached the ultimate level of adulthood when you can’t go a morning without coffee and enjoy La Croix 🙃

Brandon asked me a serious question today while in the garden - “So do cucumbers turn into pumpkins if you don’t pick them?” I can’t 🤦🏼‍♀️🙄🙃

I don’t know a badder bitch

Pearl Habor will forever be my favorite movie 😍

Watching Bird Box has me filled with so much anxiety. My stomach hurts.

I don’t have a baby so I just

Outlander Season 3 is on Netflix. Going to be disappointed when I’m done with it by the weekend.

Well I officially heard our wedding song on the radio. 😭

Sooooo @abbymarielynn can we have fur child birthday parties? x.com/FemalePains/st…

*looking for phone again* Brandon - it was on top of your car playing Hot in Here Not even mad.😎

Phones at 50% already.....it's gonna be a long day ☠🤦‍♀️

Best part of St. Pete's beach is that people bring their doggos everywhere.

It’s confirmed. My dog is better behaved than Brandon. Fed Cash a treat, took it nicely. BL wanted some of what I was eating, so I was giving it to him and he bites my finger. Self control is lacking.

Wind blew and can see pollen falling like a dust storm