Ahhhhh, what a beautiful morning for the president to forgive my student loans. What do ya say, Joe?

Getting the $1800 stimulus in my tax refund is just —

GASP

Not me thinking about applying for grad schools and realizing I’m just afraid of real life

Does anyone else get extremely overstimulated by loud noises?! I have been noticing that when there’s too much noise going on I get super irritable and just lose my shit

2 pairs of scissors..........??? Y’all okay?

Just heard a scooter outside my Brooklyn window that I thought was a weed-wacker and my little Ohio brain was so confused

Thoughts from dad, the pastor

No matter how hard I try..I just can’t do it. I can’t throw away the boxes from any of my Apple products. What if I need them for...something? I know I won’t, but like..maybe? I’ll keep it for a little bit, just in case..

Me as SOON as I move 10 hours from home: “Hey mom” “Hi mom whatcha doin” “Hiiiiiiiiii mom” “Love you mom” “Hey mom” “Hi mom wanna call me” “Mom mom mom” “Mom hi mom” “Mom mom”

This concept is something I used to struggle with understanding in the past - a wonderfully succinct and clear explanation take the two minutes if you’ve ever struggled with understanding the racism vs prejudice clarification

I … This is … Oh my

Can someone please explain why Dunkin’ Pumpkin Cold Brew tastes like mashed potatoes and gravy?

Who’s going to be the one to tell Sam I spent $300 on Christmas decor today, because I really don’t want to have to do that on my own

Not a single person is deserving of 10 minutes worth of All To Well, but she really went and gave it to us anyways

I don’t care what you say, you’ve never seen ladies unite like when Breakin Free plays in a club in NYC #womensupportwomen

John Krasinski is filming a movie less than a mile from my apartment. What’s new with you?