No wonder livs ex screwed her over, the little cow bag 🤢 #LoveIsland

Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind it’s tearable.

2 day week 😏👋

I just want to do last night all over again 🙌 #haciendaclassical

Does anyone dare shop at steals anymore 🤣🤔

I still have a crush on Ben from A1 🤤

I genuinely think most couples look a like...we must just fancy our male selves really 🤷‍♀️🛒

What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet.

1 week on slimming world & I think I'm Gordon Ramsey 🍅🌶🍠🍗🥘 #goodfood #slimmingworld #cooking

Fancy Barcelona next year ☀️✈️

Only me gains weight on a diet 🤦‍♀️

What do you call a sick eagle? Illegal.

Went to the shop the other day to buy 6 cans of Sprite. Only when I got home did I realise I'd picked 7up.

It's amazing how much a good diet & exercise makes you feel 👌✨

Happy Hump.. Birthday Weekend Approaching..💃💄🍷🎶 @alyssa_hinchy

@alyssa_hinchy I’ll come un private just for you 😁 x

What do you call a woman who sounds like an ambulance? Nina.

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!

What do you call a girl who sets fire to her credit card statements? Bernadette.

The wife said my cock reminded her of a supermarket. I said "because it's well stocked and supplies your every need?" She replied "No because its Lidl"