I do not miss dorm life but the naps I used to take on that twin XL were another level

I need to get onto a plane and fly somewhere ASAP.

today at work I overheard one of our NICU physicians tell a new resident that under no circumstances can he put in any orders for patients today. Happy July 1st 🙃 #iykyk

done putting effort into relationships with people who do the bare minimum

It’s crazy to me how labor shortages at fast food restaurants was national news, but the staffing shortages that are now occurring in hospitals due to the pandemic is not talked about.

actions speak louder than words and true colors always shine brighter

my work just mandated the vaccine and idk how i feel about it

getting out of bed 10 minutes before I have to leave for work has become an olympic sport for me.

in the last three months i’ve walked away from a toxic relationship , surrounded myself with some amazing people and landed my dream job. talk about growth 🥵

quick vote: do i sell my soul to children’s and work overtime for $40/hr which means staying until 11p or do I go to the bar with friends ?

another quick poll: Do i go to work 3a-11a to make triple bonus, holiday pay and 4 hours of OT or do I enjoy my holiday weekend?

i really wish i could stop caring so much about people who could give a shit less about me 🥴

they say actions speak louder than words but sometimes, words can hurt more than actions ever could.

i was on the phone with my bank and the ladies dog started barking and she goes “sorry my coworker saw a squirrel outside” 😂

my ex told me we were taking things too fast but just got engaged after dating the girl he cheated on me with for 5 months 🥴

i’ve gone to work at 3a the last two days and y’all have no idea how good it’s about to feel sleeping until 6a 😴😴

i love my job but i’d love being a stay at home dog mom even more 😴

nothing like your Spirit Airlines flight getting cancelled just a few hours before it’s supposed to leave. happy vacation 🙄

This tweet has aged so well. The amount of growth i’ve experienced in the last almost year and a half is something special 🤓