I did not know that people could be this different from me. The variety of humanity is amazing.

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What does it mean if my kids' phones were on but never received the emergency alert? Modern phones, same provider as me, not on a phone call. They just never received it.

Thought this was another LFC supporter at first… #WhenAstroTwitterAndFootballTwitterCollide

Looks like a chihuahua wearing a cat mask.

What a run!!!!

I have to take an extended break from Twitter (and all social media). You know how to reach me.

gofundme.com/f/send-team-mi… My kid and their high school Mock Trial team are MI State Camps! To get the entire team to Nationals (May 1 in DE), they need to raise $15k. If you have the money, please donate so this amazing, diverse, fun, hardworking team can legally kick butts!

Promoted with tenure!

How to get tenure

Hey, everyone. obafgkm.com is not registered.

Co-signed

ApJ copyeditor just used corrected “above-mentioned” to “abovementioned” for me to find out that this is an acceptable new word? If this is what the world is coming to, what’s the point?

Can I read Stella Maris without having already read The Passenger?

Subway: eat fresh

The University of Michigan Department of Astronomy has earned a Bronze Award from the Physics and Astronomy SEA Change Committee (P/A SEA Change) for its work to create a more inclusive, diverse, and supportive astronomy department. aas.org/press/universi…

Any other Northern Guard Supporters people wish that Sgt Scary could give a pep talk to the electorate?

Fuck

This is so good, I think everyone should read it. All the way: Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe mcsweeneys.net/articles/updat…

When will Zwift implement this?