At a work event and a VP from corporate approached me after 2.5 drinks and asked if he could tell me something

Boarding a flight the day I finish watching Lost

CEOs are acting like comedians after the slap

Why is intimacy coordinating being turned into a joke by men … who let this happen

Remembering this tweet, happy holidays

Alone on Christmas and trying to attempt joy through Turkish coffee and tiramisu (and I messed up my ‘su)

Everything reminds me of him (derogatory)

Today is not the only day you can like this tweet but you probably should so you don’t go into the new year with regrets

It’s really messed up my apartment won’t give me a birthday month of free rent

It’s been 2 days since my birthday and my parents haven’t even acknowledged it yet, but they have text me about every other topic they can think of

Absolutely no one and nothing: Tom on Traitors :

Armed and dangerous(ly in love)

Divorced men are like I’m happy to not be married to HER anymore, and then proceed to bring her up in every conversation

love when people who know you’ve been borderline suicidal your whole life find ways to tip you over the edge and feign ignorance.