im telling you now if he dies during his presidency there will be widespread global celebrations im talking about champagne popping street dancing days long binge drinking and love making WWII ending celebrations will pale in comparison and you cant guilt us over it fuck

Circles? Baby I’m this old

This is exactly how many race massacres occurred here in America. A Black person was accused of a crime they actually didn’t commit then white folks in that town or city would go on a rampage burning down Black Americans property and killing them.

Apparently they just pulled all the Duggar shows off Discovery+ and HBO Max. YouTubers are trying to pull clips and can’t find episodes. And it makes sense cause this new situation busts a hole in the narrative that the problem is just ONE kid and not a cult this family is

say it louder for the people who keep wasting money on fast food also, it costs $10.99 to be exact ❤️❤️❤️

It took 4 days for the César Chávez abuse allegations to spark a nationwide purge: statues torn down, streets, parks and schools renamed, holidays canceled, and politicians now running for cover. Meanwhile, Epstein’s abuse has been public since 2019. Still. No. Client. Arrests.

“I need you to lock in stop being distracted right. I BELIEVE in you but YOU’VE got to want this moment. This isn’t my story alright?” IM READY TO RUN THROUGH A BRICK WALL

Have you ever had Kool Aid outta a Anchor Hocking Quilted Diamond glass tumbler?

We should probably prioritize gardens, fresh water reservoirs, solar panels & candle-making. I’m serious.

Literally had a phone call with my dad an uncle talking about... everything. I said dad I've been saying this is coming for 10 years right? I've got the 130+ IQ and the diagnosed ADHD. I been seen it and said it but apparently I was being dramatic or having a mental break.

No need to fix it if Jesus is coming to rapture you! All ya gotta do is speed it up a bit so you can get to them streets paved with gold that SURELY the blacks and illegals won't make the cut for.

Take your (correct) takes about ICE at the airports and apply it to the police being at 95% of the things they be at for no reason but fear and control

Being 87 & having no one you can point to, who you can say you’ve mentored & developed to be the next generation’s leader & representative for your district is not a flex. At all.

Ms. Rachel is insanely popular among 2 and 3 year olds. AIPAC went after Ms. Rachel as an anti-semite because she said that killing kids in Gaza is wrong. Her response was to teach every toddler in the English speaking world to count to ten in Arabic. She's a badass.

Twitter is less fun because you can no longer tell who is naturally dumb and who is trying to make rent from ragebait

For audiences that want to see original Black storytelling please support Iyanu! Season 2 is currently airing on Cartoon network.

The air traffic controller cleared the fire truck onto the runway. Seconds later, the same controller screamed “stop, stop, stop.” The plane was doing 93 to 105 mph. Both pilots are dead. Everyone will frame this as controller error. One controller was simultaneously managing a

I barely like electric violins on stage. I would NOT like it at TSA. I appreciate the technology tho

Stop stepping in front of motorcycle riders and being surprised when they fight you.