Jerry’s reply tho ☝🏽

Yoh one jab in and I’m in the mood for groove 🤦🏽

If you hear someone praising you for “never complaining” please get mad. Please take up space. This is your life, not a pageant. Complain. Even if you can only whisper “this hurts me”. Complain.

487 mails in my inbox. I wanna vomit

My whole life I’ve avoided watching Seinfeld because something always told me I’d be annoyed by the man. Now here I am 30 years old watching Seinfeld, (a show truly made for people in their 30s) 8 seasons in and I can honestly say I was right! I really don’t like Jerome Seinfeld

Honestly… why is he that guy? All the other characters (excluding Newman) are great! But then there’s Jerry… I don’t get it. Why do I even like this show??

… watch!! x.com/RexChapman/sta…

Hi I’m a Capricorn and asking for help makes me want to vomit

Just here to trigger you and leave. Rooibos with milk. Bye

Men like to ruin everything with too much cologne. why are yous like this?

The father of the year award goes to…

I want him in jail

Me trusting the universe to guide me

Travis Scott walking out the studio after finishing utopia