Remember: You can fake your own death to get out of stuff whenever you want. You’re an adult.

Writing a book is the worst idea you've ever had yet! You're not going to make any money! It's going to be nearly impossible to get people to care! And also, nobody has heard of you! Go for it.

Hanging out w that one Pisces friend

causing innumerable problems in the CVS by wanting to purchase the items they have there

QUIZ: Should You Crochet, Knit, or Start Smoking Cigarettes?: ow.ly/GKJf50URkwF

If anyone has information on what the fuck my fucking problem is, PLEASE share to help those in need.

Everything is such a nightmare. How y'all doing over here? How's your writing going?? How is it out there in the trenches? We open 4/20 for our annual issue!

Create something so strange they ask you in interviews why are you doing this

Everything I know about sex, I learned from The Sims 2 cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a6383…

pisces, you should have left sooner.

It seems like nobody wants to fake their own death and start a new life in the woods with me anymore

I’m going to fake my own death and start a new life in the woods later if anyone needs anything

I hope this email never finds you. I hope you’ve faked your own death and started a new life in the woods.

Happy Ash Wednesday to all who celebrate the kinkiest catholic day of the year. (A man you call “Father” rubs dirt in your face and tells you you’re nothing but dust.)

Omg men on the stair master. My culture isn’t a costume??!

I don’t care if things are happening, just don’t do it in front of me

Sorry I have to go be weird somewhere else now

Napoleonic War Dad Summer

A Substack is born! open.substack.com/pub/kaylakibbe

too cold