I'm sad to report that on my Tomodachi island, LarryFishburger fell in love, then out of love with the big burly man of the island cuz he talked his ear off about video game lore. He's still best friends with Chilled Chaos but unfortunately Chilled is stuck in a love triangle

Ah yes, the "Free State of Florida" where you can't have an abortion, can't buy pot, can't get a job, can't get homeowners insurance.

BIDEN IS NOT PRESIDENT 🤷 CLINTON IS NOT PRESIDENT 🤷 HARRIS IS NOT PRESIDENT 🤷 OBAMA IS NOT PRESIDENT 🤷 THE ONLY PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS FUCKING FREAKSHOW IS THE DEMENTED ASSHOLE DONALD TRUMP 🤷

BREAKING NEWS: 🇺🇸 US analysts believe that President Trump staged the assassination attempt at the White House Dinner to blame Iran and restart the attacks, they say.

Remember when I said data centers will compete against humans for THREE things? 1) Power grid. 2) Land. 3) WATER. It's here.

Karoline Leavitt compares free-speaking Americans who question and criticize their government to an attempted presidential assassin. They’re coming for free speech.

Lindsey Graham says that they are going to introduce legislation so that you, the tax payer, have to pay $400 million for Trump's ballroom, which, by the way, you won't be allowed to go inside because you are a poor peasant, it's for the lords and masters only.

Politicians are not celebrities. They are public servants and they’ve forgotten their place.

Where was this energy when the White House was using Pokémon font and graphics for propaganda?

IT KILLS BEES

AI. IS. ACTIVELY. KILLING. THE. PLANET. AND. CHATGPT. IS. MAKING. YOU. STUPID. I'll die on this hill.

Trump’s ballroom went from $200M to $300M to $400M, and now Congress wants $1B for a tacky gold ballroom. We aren’t being governed. We’re being fucking looted.

YES. SO YOU CAN GO TO PRISON WHERE SLAVERY IS LEGAL. HOW IS THIS STILL NOT CLICKING.

THE STRAIT WAS OPEN UNTIL YOU SHOT FIRST AND KILLED 140 SCHOOL GIRLS. Resign.

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY ✊✊✊

100% of people who voted for this are the dumbest dipshits you’ll ever interact with in life

That time of the month again where Israel brags openly on the internet how good they are at buying out American elections in support of a foreign nation

Humanity thrived for thousands of years without AI. We can live without it. What we cannot live without is fresh water, farmers, agriculture, and land. Stop supporting AI. It’s destroying our planet.