Best Atletico player in the first half

The football boy Las 15 Champions del Real Madrid valen lo mismo que los 7 Tours de Lance Armstrong.

The football boy GOOD JOB REFEREE

The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies

🚨 NO CLUB IN EUROPE WANTS TO SIGN VINICIUS JR! ❌😱🇧🇷 His agents have tried EVERYTHING to secure offers from clubs but they have NO INTEREST. Even Chelsea don’t want to sign the Brazilian forward. 😳 (Source: Romain Molina)

On this day, 9 years ago.

Chelsea have now spent over £100m sacking managers since 2015 🤯💰 No club has spent more money on compensation in football history than The Blues 🔵

RONALDO FAN LOGIC 101 😌 World Cup . Rigged Balon dors. Rigged Goal ratio. CR7 was a midfielder Assist ratio. CR7 is a striker Golden boots. CR7 was a midfielder Playmaker awards. CR7

‼️Víctor Lozano: “Barcelona should file a complaint against Carlos del Cerro Grande – this is the third time he has done the same thing intentionally.”

A whole League president said this and y'all were surprised yesterday? They're going to do worse!

The Mbappe effect

Ronaldo deadass wrote that letter

Bruno>>>KDB because of 8 open play assists 😭😭😭

On this day 15 years ago, Lionel Messi left the entire Real Madrid defense behind at the Bernabéu. 🎯 2 goals in the Champions League semi-finals. That same year: his 3rd Ballon d’Or in a row. 🌕 More legendary moments on Ballondor.com ✨ #ballondor #messi

🗣️ Enrique: I want to win 5 UCL titles like Barcelona. 🗣️ Journalist: Why not 15 like Real Madrid? 🗣️ Enrique: I said win them, not rob them 😭

F1 ALTERNATIVE STATS: If pointless Fernando Alonso doesn’t win the Miami GP this weekend, he will be the first F1 driver in history to complete 400 winless weekends in his F1 career.

Peak De Bruyne: Balon D’or 3rd place 2022 - Treble winner Peak Xavi : Balon D’or 3rd place 2009, 2010, 2011 - Treble winner + WC Peak Iniesta : Balon D’or 2nd place 2010, 3rd place 2012 - WC winner, UCL and League winner Peak Bruno Fernandes: 12 corner Assists

Incredibly accurate