There's no way Mick Jagger’s mother could have afforded to wash his mouth out with soap.

Seeking revenge for the "Glade Incident" #MadeMeGetTheFlameThrower *Don't try this at home, kids!

#MadeMeGetTheFlamethrower Roaches 🙀

When I ran outta hairspray, it #MadeMeGetTheFlameThrower

My Acme purchase didn't work as expected, and that #MadeMeGetTheFlameThrower.

The ongoing and escalating conflict between me and my cat #MadeMeGetTheFlameThrower.

#NeedTherapyFor is this week's Memesters hashtag game! Follow your hosts and PLAY NOW with The Memesters - Pharaoh Hatshepsut Wadjrenput Wesretkau Maatkare @preciosa_liz and ynoT Tony?! (Please include pics or gifs with your tweets)

#NeedTherapyFor my dog

#NeedTherapyFor this holiday season I’ve survived..

SpookyTags👻 Saga_Says TeeJ, Son of Tormund Giantsbane🧟‍♂️ SilentMovieGirl H U D S O N RαყȥHҽʅʅ 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕃𝕒𝔻𝕖𝔽𝕔𝕜𝕟𝔻𝕒 ✨♥️🤩 Clint Kritzer Rusty At Large Ray*mond Li*terally Ronault Thanks for the fun game, guys! 👻

Next scheduled #HashtagGame: The Hashtalk (@HashtalkPodcast) at 12 midnight ET / 9pm PT / 5am GMT hosted by Jesse Barfield

#My2024Goals is this week's @HashtalkPodcast hashtag game!  Follow your host and PLAY NOW with Jesse Barfield !

#My2024Goals are to be kind and support others the best I can..

#My2024Goals to love more..

What happens when you walk in the bar and you’re dressed like a star rocking your fuck me pumps…..

I'm about to call again. Maybe #ThisTmeAroundIWill say "Unforgiven" or "Tombstone."

#AnimalNoir It was your typical cramped burrow lined with dried grass and clumps of fur, but mingled with the damp earth smell was a hint of a perfume that instantly unleashed a flood of bad memories I had spent the last ten years trying to forget.

#WorksSixtyPercentOfTheTime is this week's Boondock Tags hashtag game! Follow your host and PLAY NOW with Wildwood Flower!

#WorksSixtyPercentOfTheTime my brain