a glass of wine can turn into a bottle real quick and to be honest I’m not mad at it

CHAMPIONS!

Tom Brady: loses a playoff game and drives home in his million dollar car to his million dollar home to his world famous international model wife and has six super bowl rings. Me: hahaha what a loser

I just don’t want you guys to forget that gibby dated emily ratajkowski

Today I am listening to Bieber all day. Pressed shuffle and the first song is Lolly...iykyk. #Bieber2020

STOP IT😂

I’m still rooting for Peter and Hannah Brown

Activities with low risk of contracting COVID-19: -Running -Petting your dog -Cycling -Playing with your dog -Rewatching Breaking Bad -Looking at your dog -Puzzles -Reminding your dog that he/she is a "good dog" -Open-water swimming -Replying to this with a picture of your dog(s)

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

Please postpone Hangout Music Fest 😞😞

I am so freaking sad I finished Outer Banks in less than 24 hours. Need season 2 NOW!!!!!!!

Wow, this is just horrible. I am speechless.

What is wrong with you????

Is someone going to check on Kanye west because wtf

Clare can get off my screen now. Where is @TayshiaAdams? Thanks.

Who’s gonna tell him?

jake just blew up my phone hella calls and i call him back like “i’m filming is it important” and he goes “i just wanna know if jeffree star is fucking kanye west” i-

I can’t sleep at night because of this. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Haven’t tweeted in a long time but someone has to tell Travis Kelce to get his teeth whitened ASAP