I got ghosted by a psychic this morning. How’s everyone else’s Thursday going?

The most read list of The Cut is honestly the perfect embodiment of the female brain at 4am. No notes.

I’m not saying seeing Brandon and Dylan Lee tirelessly ride for their mum in #PamelaALoveStory is the reason I’m suddenly more open to having kids, but I’m not not saying that, either.

Them: I hope this email finds you well. How the email finds me:

My kingdom for grown adult men to stop referring to themselves as “the boys” and infantilising themselves to avoid taking responsibility for their bad decisions. #MAFS

Some personal news from me, apparently I’m a parent now.

Kylie Jenner asking "what are we doing with our power?" on the show that literally staged plotlines to ignore her and Kendall attending the Travis Scott Astroworld gig where 10 people died... #TheKardashians

Can the next senate enquiry into Waystar Royco make public the precise number of minutes that passed between Roman answering Tom’s call and the siblings remembering Connor existed. #Succession

Goodnight #pumprulesreunion

RIP Roy Toy #SuccesionHBO

Raquel casually saying "we haven't lied about anything besides this affair" to Sandoval is, quite simply, chef's kiss perfection #PumpRules

Scandoval 2: Electric Boogaloo #PumpRules

Even by Daily Mail Australia standards, a headline inferring Brittany Higgins has been lying all this time and the only person who knows the truth of what happened that night is (conveniently) her accused abuser is despicably low.

#PUMPRULES

If writing a series that gets substantially worse with every episode is an art form, get Sam Levinson an award for #TheIdol because man, can he deliver.

Congratulations to Ticketek Australia and Frontier Touring for creating the world’s greatest torture device, the Taylor Swift pre-sale update bar.

Tbh Ticketek Australia insisting their system is working perfectly feels like the kind of gaslighting Taylor Swift would write songs about. #TaylorSwiftErasTour