The fixtures are in and we can confirm that we play everybody twice.

Tiny Chef, we have a tiny offer 👀

Simon Patterson CONFIRMED

Can you hear yourselves BBC News (UK)

Almost made it through an entire weekend with my parents without wanting to throw myself into traffic but while driving them to the airport this morning, my mom hits me with the “so do you plan on losing weight for your sister’s wedding?” buzzer beater.

I’ve been having the same conversations all summer about “the state of media.” Last week, I asked a small group of media execs, legacy journalists, and my most engaged paid readers to send me their thoughts on the state of the industry.

“As we all know, you guys have a lot of male sports fans that listen to your podcast. I think we all know that if there’s one thing that male sports fans want to see in their spaces and on their screens... it’s more of me” — Taylor Swift on the ‘New Heights’ podcast

Remember - you aren’t paid according to how hard you work. You’re paid according to how hard you are to replace.

the worst part about being self-made is having to learn tennis at 30 instead of 8

Jimmy Kimmel returns to his show with a Tylenol joke: “I’m not sure who had a weirder 48 hours, me or the CEO of Tylenol.”

Always been more of a Dua Lipa fan anyway 🎧

dON't WoRRy, wE'Ve UpDatEd thE BiO 🥴

I. Love. Alan. Carr. #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

Pretty sure you can get these in the bakery aisle at Lidl.

Impressive Mine was just “Mum”

This was not on our #CelebrityTraitors bingo card

Me seeking out some juicy gossip at work #CelebrityTraitors

Academy Award! #CelebrityTraitors

They’re just trying to show that London is red.

🔴 Arsenal are the first English team ever to win six matches in a month without conceding a goal They're four points clear at the top of the Premier League, joint leaders of the Champions League group stage and into the EFL Cup quarter-finals...