I had the weirdest interaction on Threads yesterday. I've never heard the term SMV before but after looking it up (ick) - this person clearly values women as objects only. Don't be like this guy.

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It's the post-apocalyptic future. No phones, no power, no government. America has become a brutal wasteland of nothing but gangs. A pigeon reaches your camp one day with a note attached to his leg. It reads... "I'd like to speak to you about your cars extended warranty."

I love that Scream/Ghostface is becoming such a big thing. My oldest daughter is named after the movies.

There are two actors that I will always say are my type. Kyle Gallner and Karl Urban... Karl Urban as Johnny Cage is 🔥🔥

Why are all these snapchat filters so cute? In my prime all we had was a dog with a tongue. 😂

Name a horror movie you will defend till the day you die. I'll go first... The Thing (1982)

I might not be able to solve the world's problems... but I can recite every line from the cult classic "The Cabin in the Woods"

I've been on this journey of finding myself again and you know what the biggest difference between the internet now vs back in like 2010? Everyone is so mean for no reason. 😂 Like, who hurt you.

It's 1994. Your family just stopped at the local video rental store. You make your way over to the Sega Genesis section and try to decide what game to pick out. Life is good.

There's not a lot more embarrassing than the AIM screen name you made in the early 2000s.

Me in 2010: i will never use on demand services for gaming. I want physical copies of everything. Me in 2025: *waiting for the game to download*

There are days were I feel like I need an adult... and then I realize in horror that I ✨️am✨️ the adult.

Oblivion Remastered is great and all, but all it’s doing is seducing me back into yet another 400 hour Skyrim relapse.

What was the first system you ever owned? My brother had an SNES that I played with him, but the first console that was truly mine was a Sega Genesis, gifted by my parents. Going to our local video store (Speedy's) to rent games is such a core memory of mine.

Yikes. PC Gamer just dropped an article saying, "Gears might be dumb as all hell but, by god, you don't need a good story when the shooting's this good." Tell me you skipped the cutscenes without telling me you skipped the cutscenes. That story was epic (pun intended).

4 inches gone!

Stopping by Twitter to let my old Gears fam know I will be playing Reloaded and hope to see some OGs. 🥹🥹

I’m proud of who I am, anyone who doesn’t like me isn’t my concern.

Shoot... almost forgot to put the star on the tree.