Nothing prepares you for when your son pees on his own face. I LOST IT 😂😂😂

I’ve known Marshall for 5 years and have never been his lock screen. He’s known our son for a month and a half and he’s already made his lock screen TWICE??

This aged well… I had him on the 10th

I can’t wait to take my kids to Disney world at Christmas time

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Just coming on x.com to say that I have a v cute baby. That’s it.

I’m starting to think my husband takes 45 minute poops on purpose.

Ok who hacked ESPN and played “I like turtles” 😂😭

If Travis Kelce scores 2+ touchdowns and Kansas City wins today, we'll give a Travis Kelce autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

There are two things I’m absolutely 100% certain about today: 1) This season of the bachelor is going to suck 2) I’ll still watch it every week

Welcome to Allen Fieldhouse, Travis Kelce 🫡

I realized I was old when I found myself on Facebook more than Twitter…

If Travis Kelce scores 2+ touchdowns AND Kansas City wins today, we'll give a Travis Kelce autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

If JuJu Smith-Schuster scores a touchdown AND Kansas City wins today, we'll give a JuJu Smith-Schuster autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

Congrats to our very own Zoe Jerke for winning the Greatest Leap award at the Light and Life awards ceremony last night!

I’m so excited to enjoy this summer NOT pregnant 🤩🤩🤩

Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there. I love being your dad, Will 😊

Will’s first selfie Marshall katy b

Not only is this child abuse, but it also invalidates the hard work that breastfeeding mothers put in as well as the beauty of the female body. I hate that society is trying to make this okay. This is disgusting. That poor baby.