A French bakery has just opened nearby. Related: I have replaced my entire wardrobe with caftans.

Being overly independent is a defense mechanism from constantly being let down.

An autumn road trip where you fall in love with the sky, trees, and water all over again.

Teenagers now days will never know what it was like holding a bic lighter above your head for 3 hours straight watching a foreigner concert

Me: *tweets about a breakfast that makes me happy* Twitter: yeah no. You’re missing bacon and sunny side up is gross and I would never eat butter on my toast but have fun being happy with your trash breakfast.

Oh, some people seriously need to get a life.😏 today.com/food/sprinkleg…

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I'd rather be robbed at gunpoint than be ripped off by a religion that preys on fear and gullibility.

Nothing confuses me more than vegan mascara. Who is eating mascara?

🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 How did vegans cope before vegan mascara!?!

Dear Twitter Friends, As I read your entries, I suspect many of you take marijuana.

Child [doing homework]: I have to write a word problem that results in an answer of zero. Me: A child had two parents. Each parent had zero interest in helping write word problems. How much total interest in writing word problems did the parents have?

Former U.S. secretary of state Colin Powell dies of complications from COVID-19 cbc.ca/news/world/us-…

But, they're "just children", so they won't face any consequences, as usual 🙄cbc.ca/news/canada/br…

On Nov 5 2018 fireworks killed our beloved Winston. The biggest, bravest dog we have ever known, he suffered a heart attack and lost his life. Please boycott buying fireworks. They literally terrify animals to death 💔💔 #dogsoftwitter #banfireworks

Just because they are in your circle, doesn't mean they are in your corner.

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To anyone out there who was offended by the Dave Chappelle special... May I suggest these two wholesome, family-friendly alternatives...

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