i feel like we should bring these back and throw them at bad djs

Suddenly i am 9 years old

Parents, you HAVE to vaccinate your children. There are diseases that we eliminated ages ago that are coming back now. I just met a kid who tested positive for Linsanity.

Would solve roughly 99% of my problems

San diego omgggggg 😭😭😭😭😭🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🌹🌹🌹 thank youuuuuu

CHROMAKOPIA COMES OUT MONDAY MORNING AT 6AM EST. YOU CAN LISTEN TO IT WHEN YOU WAKE UP, YOU DONT HAVE TO DEPRIVE YOURSELF OF SLEEP FOR SOMETHING THAT IS GOING TO BE THERE WHEN YOU WAKE UP*

imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so you are blind with rage.

📍

Dont get me wrong the line is great but quit playin me w theres no bowin out…

This man was born 80 years ago today. He could still drink you under the table. He could still make you laugh harder than anyone you’ve ever met. He could still make you feel like you’re the only person in the room. He could still give you the best advice you’ve ever gotten and

Is This It - The Strokes

THAT GUY

BASTARD released 15 years ago. thank you to everyone who listened to anything over the years. was in such a different zone musically and as a person, but was determined to be who i am today. full of gratitude cause it all came true. earl and i got to do ASSMILK; i did ODD

Oh hello New Orleans. #FlyEaglesFly

Dangerous tweet. This is top 5 greatest days of my life. 8pm on a Sunday.

No matter where life takes me, find me with a smile 🫶