To the person honking incessantly at me in the Starbucks drive-thru line (while I’m sitting stationary, waiting for my coffee… like a normal human)… you need help.

I’ve officially reached that point in the summer where I’m ready for cold. Too many bugs, too much sun, not enough days for jeans. Over it.

Justin Jefferson today

THE NEW YORK JETS.

It’s hard to be a Jets fan most days (spoken from a split-household of New York Jets & Minnesota Vikings fans), but today was not one of those days. And it was AWESOME. #NYJets

We freaking like that. Kirk Cousins KJ Osborn 📺: FOX Sports: NFL

.Cam Dantzler stole all hope they had. Literally stole it. 🎙: Paul Allen

THE New York Jets ARE NOT PLAYING AROUND. WOW.

WE DO

DON’T TELL US THE ODDS

Ok. Wrap it up. This is the catch of the year. Justin Jefferson. WOW.

Everyone watching this Vikings-Bills game

Louder for the people in the back plz.

.Dalvin “4️⃣” Cook runs it in for the #Vikings first score of the game!

Please !! 🙏🏾

#BREAKING Damar Hamlin has been intubated and is listed in critical condition at the University of Cincinnati Medical Center. fox19.com/2023/01/03/ben…

Please pray for our brother.

We are absolutely devastated to announce legendary Minnesota Vikings head coach and Hall of Famer Bud Grant has passed away this morning at age 95. We, like all Vikings and NFL fans, are shocked and saddened by this terrible news.

Do not, I repeat, do NOT fly Delta right now. When an 11-hour travel day turns into 24 hours w/ 2 canceled flights, multiple delays, re-routed baggage, & customer service can’t even be bothered to comp $150 (flight cost $1,200), you know you’re dealing w/ the worst of the worst.

ANOTHER AARON RODGERS HAIL MARY. 📺: #BUFvsNYJ on ESPN/ABC 📱: Stream on #NFLPlus