Women fall in love by what they hear. Men fall in love by what they see. that's why most of the women put make up and most of the men lie.

Every girl has 3 guys in her life: One she loves. One she hates. And one she can't live without. And in the end, They're all the same guy.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: are the reason why you don't have food.

I love looking at the menu because.... It has me - n - u...

athletes lift weights , cheerleaders lift athletes <3

I have a hopeless crush on someone I have no chance with...

When I clear my calculator, I press the button at least fourteen times. . .

Facebook should change the status question from, “What’s on your mind?” to “What’s your problem today?"

Everything is funnier, when you are with your best friend.