Glad that Mariko warned me about the intense metallic aftertaste from paxlovid. It’s not subtle. But I am coughing up a little phlegm and breathing alright so I assume it’s worth it.

I’ve been drinking lots of water while covid positive in my isolation. Is this what it feels like to be hydrated? I’m just not good at this water chugging habit.

When you hear someone say “welfare fraud” remind them of Brett Favre

Bedroom is unpacked. Clean-ish. I have another full day in isolation in here tomorrow…

Sonic has a churro milkshake. It is delicious and comes with a tiny churro along with a cherry on top. Treat yo’ self!

I am theeee worst at accurately transcribing phone numbers. This also means I am terrible at accurately recording statute and regulation numbers. It is one of the single hardest things about my job!

I just asked to DJ my daughter’s wedding someday and her response was she didn’t need all Brandi Carlile and Dolly at her nuptials. TBH there would be MC Hammer too! Duh!

I am simultaneously nauseated and tempted to purchase this product.

sufjan stevens me watching the election results 🤝 quitting after two states

I love how English football chants are just like “referee’s a prick” while Argentinian chants are like “on this monumental occasion, with Diego and Leo ever present by our sides, we will purge our enemies and take revenge for that one Brazil game in 1952” (continues for 8 verses)

Don't have much commentary to add right now other than Crystal Dunn is absolutely amazing #USWNT #SheBelievesCup #USAvBRA

Many visual voicemail approximations have tried, but none has ever achieved this level of awesomeness: Polpettina. I’m pretty sure this would translate to calling me a little meatball. No objections!

Stella also sets a new Bowling Green Jr. High School school record in the Girls 800m with this run. Record book taking a BEATING today! Bowling Green Independent Schools

And he did it from the SLOWER heat!

And they did this from HEAT THREE with tons of real estate between them and second place in their heat!!! (Heat 1 is the fastest heat - heats are the sections in which teams run)

Congratulations to Lydia Miner, W R. McNeill Elementary, 2nd place winner in the @KETEducation Young Writers Contest, short story division. Lydia’s true story about the tornado in Bowling Green is on the contest website: read.bookcreator.com/WFX1nWsfnQc3s0…