I’ve had a terrible day and everyone is on my nerves and I’m about to make my bad day theirs 😒🫠

Truist extended the chophouse and I lost my dads seats because of it. This is my thirteenth reason.

I threw a wedding couples shower last night and the bride ended up in my bed. My friends are more chaotic than me. Not very demure.

wanna be demure & mindful & cutesy but im chaotic & demonic & a sewer rat

Not our AC going out at work. 😒🫠

I could use a nap.

me 🤝 oversleeping

good morning war eagle bye!

june 1: this is going to be the best summer of my life :) august 31: I think I need to go back on wellbutrin

Bottomless mimosas are not for me. Help.

I hope it brightness my day too Starbucks 🫶🏻

Every single man that’s done me wrong has been short. Except one but he was bald so he had his own demons.

I love these movies and that’s how I know I’m a red flag.

every single relationship I should have ended sooner. all of them.

I have to board my dog for a night so I found the most extra place I could and reserved her a terrace suite with an extra comfy bed and tv. 🫶🏻

Don’t ask me for requests because it’s going to be Creed every time.

nah why does this have so much traffic 😭

Happy three year anniversary to my burner 💖🫶🏻