I was the first nigga to take a selfie in 1988.

The CFTC’s lawsuit against FTX is taking advantage of leeway granted in legislation passed over a decade ago after the 2008-09 financial crisis on.wsj.com/3VciCwx

Capy Christmas everyone! 🎄🎅

Me when a child starts filming me and says SpongeBob DEAD AT 50

George

“All labor has dignity … it is a crime for people to live in this rich nation and receive starvation wages.” Today is Dr. Martin Luther King Jr's birthday

just a dream

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I honestly think this is Dwayne Johnson’s best movie.

Been laughing about this for about 5 consecutive minutes

No but this is so chic. Is it The Row, vintage Donna Karan, Loro Piana, Phoebe era Celine? In court for a nefarious skiing accident. Back in the day Meisel would’ve had an entire Vogue Italia shoot inspired by the trial.

The boys in Brooklyn could only hope for this level of drip

ikea stocks skyrocket after capybara spotted testing the beds

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

LIBERTY LEAGUE CHAMPS!!! UofR Softball Walks-Off For Conference Three-Peat #GoJackets // #d3sb uofrathletics.com/news/2023/5/13…