march will be lovely

sorry for crying, i was just thinking about my nephew growing up (he’s 9 months old)

Asking my nail artist to draw flowers on my nails. for spring

they should invent a good thing that happens

It's scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

I had to confirm for myself that this is actually an official White House statement. It is.

when i joke about my lore but then i remember

If I had a tail, I’d wag it

I hope you have a feel so close Calvin Harris summer

its important to remember what we once had as a nation

this also lets you know how quick they could provide housing for the homeless if they wanted to.

Justin Bieber back... I used to pray for times like this

BIEBER IS BACK

"you're sick for wishing death on someone" charlie kirk😭:

tv shows getting cancelled because the president didn’t like what was said on those shows means that this shit is genuinely over and there is literally no point anymore. that is quite literally fascism.

I don't feel particularly proud of myself But I have a job and at least three friends so Girl whatever

I’ve said it but I’m going to continue saying it, for documentation sake. Posts from the President and White House like this are a shame for the office of the presidency — no matter who holds it. Depicting a sitting president dropping waste on citizens crosses every line of