Men’s Swearhouse: You’re Gonna Shit The Way You Fuck

James Bond ordering a martini “hot, not cold”

Catching up on the new episode

If you leave a brown banana nearby it will make green/yellow ones ripen faster. Bananas are very susceptible to peel pressure

Targeted advertising is the future. Instagram thinks I am rich and Hulu thinks I have every disease known to man, both of which could possibly become true later

Attention Sleepers: dreams are back in a big way

Still going strong on Instagram @ katiedoodlehands

Very excited —- our Beatles podcast Screw It, We’re Just Gonna Talk About The Beatles is on this v cool other Beatles podcast! Thank you OSD! Joel Spence Brett Morris KatieTwoHands

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Part 2 of the OSD Podcast Mashup extravaganza is out! ⚡️ The whole crew from Screw It We're Just Going To Talk About The Beatles were my guests for a Hidden Gems episode—and what an episode it was! They made some pretty fine choices! Check it out! onesweetdreampodcast.com

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New episode with KatieTwoHands out now! Charts, takes, and the hottest of picks! Listen wherever you pod or get all episodes ad-free plus weekly episodes of TWO CHARTED (and more) at whochartedpod.com

I don’t use Twitter anymore but this person is correct, I have a podcast! It’s just me talking (usually by myself, sometimes with guests) about music I like. open.spotify.com/show/0Ljf9S4YB… podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/scr…

Season 5 begins on Talking Simpsons Podcast (moved to Bluesky)! We’re joined by artist/Beatles podcaster KatieTwoHands for a dense Fab Four tribute, Homer’s Barbershop Quartet! We deconstruct all the references to the band and the mid-1980s, so grab a Baby On Board sign & listen: patreon.com/posts/talking-…

I don’t use Twitter anymore but I am on bluesky under the same name, also I’m divorced now so you’re extra allowed to have a crush on me

Corn on the cob is a perfect food for people who wish they could eat the teeth right out of someone else's mouth

Every female chef on Chef's Table: "Food is an expression of love and I want to nourish the world" Every male chef on Chef's Table: "I was a bad little boy until I went to kitchen army"

BBQ stands for B.B. Queen. That's B.B. King's wife.