why I won’t wear a mask

How I met my husband Artur Oganezov 😭

why did taco bell have to pick summer 2020 to get rid of potatoes like read the room

Here is my new mascot proposal: Progressives take elephants from Republicans, bc they are compassionate, empathetic creatures w nuanced social structures. General Dems can keep Donkeys if desired - we can unite under that tent. Republicans are Honey Badgers

This is the most deranged LinkedIn guy shit ever.

Let’s stop romanticizing the bodies we had when we were 16. We were literally children. We are adults now. We have hips, our boobs have been around for longer than 4 years, we are meant to have more fat on our bodies, cellulite is inevitable. Your peak is now, love yourself ✨

my face when they point the temperature gun at me to take my temperature.....

Fracking is bad, actually

When politicians use faith as an excuse to pass and uphold laws that seize control of people’s bodies but not guarantee them healthcare, feed the poor, shelter the homeless, or welcome the stranger, you have to wonder if it’s really about faith at all.

Doors Closing.

I can’t believe I used to wake up, shower, put on cute outfit + heels, do hair and makeup, take 3 trains, place mobile Starbucks order, walk 10 minutes, pick up coffee, swipe employee badge, ride on elevator, swipe employee badge again ALL BEFORE 8:30am?????

i wasn’t productive at all during the pandemic but it was actually my first pandemic so i think that’s fine