Nothing is as weird as hearing your posh-accented husband saying the word ‘butty’.

Merry Christmas to all those celebrating. Hope your day is as you want it to be.

Only someone very sure that their rights will always be upheld (perhaps a male someone) can afford the luxury of telling others not to keep harping on about the loss of their rights.

As someone who has been teaching for more than two decades, I can promise you that education is broken and this government has broken it. #ITVdebate

Rishi Sunak has broken every pledge he’s ever made on the NHS. #ITVdebate

Sunak wants private schools to have tax breaks because… “I believe that parents who work hard and have that aspiration for their children should have that freedom” Meanwhile, Julie doesn’t have the freedom to switch on her oven.

Rishi Sunak has a lot of ‘plans’ for if he’s PM. If only he’d been PM for the last couple of years…#ITVdebate

#ITVdebate

Sunak is just rude. He doesn’t respect the female moderator at all. Misogyny still an issue in the Tory Party. #ITVdebate

Violence against women takes on the form of a bonding ritual amongst groups of men who put what they have viewed in pornography into practice. | Dr EM uncommongroundmedia.com/anyone-want-a-…

Jolyon having a completely normal one. If I were a fox, I’d be going to ground for a while.

My purity spiral is the purest of them all.