Switched to Fox News to see what the conversation for that half of America and the first thing I heard was “Unlike the BLM protests there’s no vandalism other than the breaking into the Capitol” and I confess to screaming out loud.

this is the only day you can retweet this

no one my feet all the time:

every woman knows it’s not all men. but we don’t know WHICH men. so we stay wary of ALL men. it’s not rocket science

It's always "why was she out alone at 9:30pm, and never "why was he out on the street planning to murder someone?"

If you find anyone trying to justify this on public health/ covid grounds please send them my way and I’ll explain a bit about the transmission of airborne viruses which (one more time) doesn’t really happen out doors. Especially when people are silent.

A simple “my bad you’re right, I can see why you feel that way” could go a long way

7am swim for these crazies! Milo on life guard duty 🆘 A typical beautiful morning on Newborough beach #home ❤️

ok ok just had a talk with my bf where I was like "sometimes I get so excited while reading my eyes.. skip over entire paragraphs? n then I have to like force myself to stop reading and go back to read the parts I missed" n he was like "NO ONE DOES THAT" pls tell me I'm not alone

olivia rodrigo really got me singing to her songs like i'm heartbroken when i'm in the best relationship i've ever been in

If you know, you KNOW.

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she’s a 10 but she unbuttons her pants everytimeee she eats

A story about crisps in 4 parts