Extremely embarrassed and saddened to admit to you all that I still don’t really know when to use effect vs affect in a sentence

Why do I feel like British people don’t have dogs

I would get fired so quick if I did my job half as poorly as my apartment’s leasing office

The holy Trinity

Me at 4:30

Oh to be a baby cheetah in a zoo with an emotional support dog

current mood: that episode of ppg where bubbles temporarily loses her shit

❤️‍🔥 star-crossed: unveiled in DC ❤️‍🔥 photos by @phill_mcdonald

Thinking about the old lady who used to live below me who had a dog named Fire so sometimes we’d hear her screaming FIRE in the middle of the night and we just had to ignore it

I wish I never developed object permanence or depth perception, I was happiest at 5 or 6 months old

venmo a woman $500 today

JAIL to Clayton’s wardrobe person what are you doing dressing this overgrown man baby like a traffic cone #Bachelor

The feminine urge to expose my cat’s teeny tiny bottom teeth and stare at them until I cry at how cute she is

Have you ever thought sometimes violence IS the answer? Only sometimes but still sometimes

I want one of my close friends to buy a lovesac, I don’t want one but I want to be able to sit in one whenever I want. Same thing with a yacht.

Republicans have a really hard time with pronouns until you misgender their dog

Yes you CAN get on an airplane with a hacking cough but have you ever thought maybe you SHOULDN’T

Reacting and commenting professionally on my friends’ LinkedIn posts is one of the highest forms of comedy to me

When’s the last time you spun around a bunch and got dizzy?

How about you don’t post your beautiful European vacation pictures, for me