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I didn’t think I could love Dolly more, but here we are. A national treasure!

Hey, Twitter. I don't think I want to see what is trending anymore.

If someone signed me up for this list, well played. I’m a lil mad but you’re funny. If this was a paid marketing list, the AG needs a refund. #wrongnumber

I’ve accidentally sent multiple TikTok’s to the nail salon I book through FB messenger. I need more safety measures in place. But I hope they enjoy the dog re-enactments of Maury Povich shows.

I’ll never get tired of (or stop crying) watching littles react to #TheLittleMermaid video. A lot of grownups could use some of that joy and wonder.

How do I get my weird neighbor to leave? Google tells me he’s a possum, but his eyes and attitude are giving serial killer. #critter #possumproblems

Two days since my squatter (aka Pepe Possum) has visited. He terrified me at first but I think I miss him now… I hope you’re thriving, Pepe.

I never feel emotionally stable enough to pack for a work trip.

As the "second season" comes (i.e., the fall severe weather period), I have managed to confirm and map out over 1,400 #tornado shelters over the last year. The map has seen nearly 37,000 views. These are options if you're out or in a weaker structure. google.com/maps/d/u/0/edi…

Turns out Celsius might pack a little too much punch for me

Hey Uber Support Uber I’ve been attempting to get help for my hacked account for four hours and have gotten nothing. Can I get a phone number or human to help me please?

This one hurts the most. He got me through the pandemic. 💔

I once again can’t post my #SpotifyWrapped results due to the high risk of humiliation. It’s giving basic, unhinged and elderly. Maybe next year…

My preparing in the online waiting room for Bath & Body Works #CandleDay

There are few red flags brighter than those coming from people aggressively defending Mel Gibson. Can we agree not to cheer for an abusive, antisemitic 80s actor?

My thoughts and prayers are with the Netflix social and PR teams. #LoveIsBlindLIVE

I feel like Obviously Nick Lachey isn’t taking this tech issue well. #loveisblind #liveisbroken

You know the Netflix comms team is in hell waiting for approval on a statement saying their IT guys are working harder than Irina’s under boob top in Mexico. #loveisblind #loveisntlive

Official request to have @RealityGaysPod cover America’s Sweethearts on Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. This is what our country needs to heal.