If you think I'm going to pay for my own Netflix account your grossly underestimating how much its just used as background noise.

Had this not covid, but covid like bug for over a week now. Took all the adult medication for colds and flu and still couldn't function. Took Calpol today. When it wears off I still feel the same but my god after a dosage its the most blissful 4 hours

My dog is smart enough to know that cartoon animals are still animals and must be barked at. But to dumb to work out that they aren't real

Hey house plant world, do I need to get this thing a bigger pot, or move it to the floor or anything? #houseplants also what is it 🤣

When a band messages you on Instagram and they catch your eye enough that you start on a music binge to check them out 🤣 ...and then pass it on to Katie 🧚🏻‍♀️

Nothing, nothing makes me cringe more than my mother's insistence to shorten 'come' to the other version, in texts

Was clearing out the draws under my bed ready for a new one and find ... Jedward 🤣

There comes a time you have to ask yourself, why do I have so many cowboy hats

Joined twitter 14 years ago today, apprently. That's alot of useless thoughts placed in the world

I've litrally spent every evening for months on Ao3 and now have zero idea what to do with myself because the site is down 😅

Cooked a whole bag of carrots yesterday so they'd be much easier to make quick meals with. Went to move the pan out the fridge to get something from behind it. Can you see where this is going?

Wtf happened to the bird!!???

If I was a functional human being I'd just ask where they'd moved the butter too. As it is, I'm not. So after 15 minutes searching isle in asda, I guess I'm not buying any 🤣

Whole cinema to ourselves to watch Taylor Swift don't mind if we do

After a month of meaning to buy a floor brush for the house, I finally remembered it! Was so proud as I went through check out... only to leave it there 🫠

Seeing the preview for the 100th episode of 911 and wishing you had someone to spiral with 😅

Car got broken into while I was away. Other than messing up the inside and throwing poo bags everywhere. The only thing that's missing is my JEDWARD cd's. Well I hope you enjoy them you theives

If its meant to be a through and through wheres the exit hole. Details people. Details