2 months with a debilitating bout of flu in the middle and I’m sick of it 😞

ngl the age i’m turning this year sounds serious and i don’t like it

First they’ll charge you for GP and A&E visits. Then for therapies and outpatient appointments. Then before you know it you’ll face eye-watering bills like they do in America. Can any of us afford to pay $42,347.46 to deliver a baby?

Not too sure you are in a credible position to talk about ‘disruption to the education of children’ when you are the 6th Education Secretary in 2 years AND YOUR DEPARTMENT ARE STRIKING ON THE SAME DAY! #TeacherStrike

Not bothered about the coronation or an unelected monarch causing disruption to learning though, are you? Also you’re the last person to talk about disruption when you’re Education secretary number… I’ve lost count, in 2 years?

Quiet reminder that the DFE and Ofsted are also on strike tomorrow, let people know it’s about education not teachers!

The power of money honestly how have all charges against Mason Greenwood been dropped and he can go back to playing football. Are you forgetting what the scumbag done? Just in case you did, here’s a reminder!!

February ITT application stats for England are so bad that this year is now looking worse than last year, which is quite something 😲 - primary 15% lower than same time last year - secondary 2% higher despite big bursary uplifts Let me explain a bit more...🧵

“..and just as was replying to Matt Hancock to say how much I admired teachers, I sneezed and accidentally called them a bunch of lazy workshy bastards”

As I’ve been inundated with messages of people’s experience with recent Ofsted visits after sharing the tragic news of Ruth Perry, I’ve created this anonymous Google Form for people to contribute their experiences, please share - forms.gle/Cr6mSgi5p84uUz…

on the train to london and the two ladies opposite are drinking tins and taking selfies and i respect it so much lmao, living their best lives

The key change 🤌🏼

I’m still not over this new Vogue Philippines cover. Never have I seen local tradition and narratives be portrayed so well and genuine in fashion.

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when you get contact lenses again after a couple of years and feel like you’re seeing in 4k 👀

new ick unlocked: people saying their buffet is “fit for a king” like the bloke would happily tuck into some Asda sausage rolls and a ham batch in their living room

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