Having to wash Having clean my hair fresh hair

One day he eventually will die

He just ordered the government to call you Bruce.

He look like a racist Care Bear

It’s no longer down with Trump, it’s Fuck Trump!

You can literally see the stock market plunge in real-time on Fox News as Trump announces new tariffs.

Wtf this gotta do with me?

It was Saturday

They’ll find that he did it and nothing will happen after that.

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing

He was sued by the government for racism in 1973 and settled

WELKER: Your secretary of state says everyone who's here, citizens and non-citizens, deserve due process. Do you agree? TRUMP: I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. I don't know. WELKER: Don't you need to uphold the Constitution? TRUMP: I don't know

The reason you guys believed Donald Trump wouldn't start more wars, bring on more debt, and release the Epstein files is because you are stupid. You are a stupid person with a baby brain. You would be fooled by a game of peekaboo because you're stupid. 10 hours of keys jingling.

i lowkey can't believe these people are allowed to walk among us

he couldn’t believe his tastebuds 😭😭😭