This might be controversial; but personally, every member of 1D is cute, while every member of BTR is vaguely not cute. I cannot Stan any of them

Biologically, I look like a Karen, but in my soul, I am zoey Deschenals character in Elf

“So I’ll watch your life in pictures like I used to watch you sleep” this is what she was looking at

when he’s 7 IPAs deep and you say you will handle the door dash order

I want to be very clear that no one is SUGGESTING that people will die because Johnson & Johnson is trying to immorally extend their patent on bedaquline an additional 4 years after its 20-year term. Instead, people are STATING THE FACT that people will die because of Johnson &

When my bf is 6 beers deep and I offer to call the Uber home

I just really feel spiritually connected to Amanda Seyfried in ways that I rarely do with most people

Once I cure my athletes foot hot girl summer finally begins 😤

X marks the spot Where we fell apart

I tried to feed my bf an olive and he gagged

Feeling very evil and vengeful today… might listen to the first half of Reputation on repeat and go for a walk

I think this cup has something to do with it… chaotic energy

I like to think that Karlie Kloss groveled for tickets and Taylor gave her nose bleeds as a mean joke

i just need to make a ton of major life changes and i'll be fine

you're laughing. a horde of tech bros were going to take shrooms for the first time and finally experience empathy, but they got trench foot instead. and you're laughing

It’s so weird having an extroverted sibling. My sisters been talking to this random old man for an hour about sports. She doesn’t watch sports.

I still cannot believe that this bitch who paid less than minimum wage at Rita’s has political aspirations

Not to be a bitch but everyone who has ever been mean to me has gotten progressively uglier and I think that’s beautiful

lana del rey just said “isn’t it cool that we’re playing on a full moon tonight” and everyone turned around to look at the moon and it was not full at all

Noah Kahan was snubbed by the Grammys, replace every Miley nom with noah