relatable

this isn’t the point but like. 1980 is absolutely not a millennial , right ???

cannot believe “it fucken wimdy” is not the top reply here i thought this was a joke so we would all reply “it fucken wimdy”

i am so tired of two factor authentication

this is what it must feel like to have lived through world war 2 and then see the movies get all of the uniforms mixed up

easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades

??? yes

the dead horse is beating me

ugh

i would say the character i have the most in common with is wishbone because we are both interested in history and we are both brave

Trump: "I don't have time to be depressed. You know, if you stay busy enough, maybe that works too. That's what I do."

btw its okay to feed your car a little curb sometimes (as a treat)

this tweet is obviously permanently lodged into my brain but i forgot it was Adam lmao

Tonight is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere’s midnight ride. If he were to make the same journey from Boston to Lexington today, he could stop at 7 Dunkin locations. (via Reddit)

it’s been four months and i’ve gained twenty pounds, do you guys still think i’m hot

being normal and laying in bed crying about a kitten filled with wonder taking in the beauty of a sunset

sorry to disappoint the new followers, i’m not cool or funny on here anymore. i am busy being in a healthy relationship with a man and also with alcohol. you can still venmo me $20 for being hot if you want tho @ katieandfinn