it’s disgusting how much i replay a song when i love it

mfs be like “what’s wrong?” bitch everything

You don’t need to go to college for a good job 👏

My immune system will remain elite. Fuck the vaccine.

I can forgive them for killing off Kylo Ren but a bitch don’t ever forget. Star Wars

one thing about me imma remember how someone made me feel.

I’m sure Bill was glad Monica was his girl in his challenging times too.

Sticking up for a shitty friend makes you look like a shitty person 😮‍💨

i whisper “the fuck” to myself at least 20 times a day

13 hours bitch. You know exactly what went down

Because comedians don’t have a medical chart for everyone in the audience.

I don’t need the administration that armed the Taliban lecturing me on gun safety.

🐓

you ever killed your own vibe by remembering

Pray for Charlie kirk.