When I discovered there’s a company that makes children’s drawings into keyrings, I knew it was time to immortalise my son’s most famous depiction of me in silver for eternity. I give you “Mummy With Her Lady Bits.”

imagine your child is working as an essential worker during a pandemic at two jobs and is finally sleeping in her bed. the police bust down her door and shoot her 8 times, killing her, and they haven’t gotten charged.

"My tits bother you? They're covered in Swarovski crystals, girl!" is one of the most iconic things I've ever heard in my life and I will never forget it or this ensemble.

about 6-7 months ago i was sitting in my car smoking by dolores & i noticed three cop cars pull up behind me & a few cops on foot infront of me with their guns out. i was thinking something is about to go down like i’m about to witness some shit. then the flood lights shine in my

This episode had no business being that scary

Im a touchy mf. My hands gotta be on you😭

i’ve never met a man who had an abortion so im tryna figure out why yall got so much to say

Protestors in #Nigeria discovered today a warehouse of Covid19 food aid in Lagos that was meant for people but is locked by Gov. Worsening economic conditions, bad governance are main reasons behind #EndSars movement: x.com/EndsarsAisha/s…

I been dying all morning at this lol 😂

mfs be wearing Dior but not Diordorant

throwback to my fave tinder bio until i got banned

a sagittarius will give every last bit of themselves til there's nothing left tbh

Women with huge personalities always got a laid back man.