Sweet lord. The PM is literally lost for words on BBC Stoke when questioned about mortgages.

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Absolutely transfixed by the 🚗💥 that is the Tory party conference. Makes me wonder who on earth is going to be PM on Christmas Day

This is truly the most powerful how it started/how it's going meme in history

We’ve reached the stage at which a Tory MP is going to vote for the fracking he opposes, but only because he doesn’t want to lose the Conservative whip, as this would invalidate his letter demanding the Tory leader be replaced because of her incompetence. x.com/BestForBritain…

Another perfectly normal day in the UK madhouse 🤡🤡🤡

ICYMI: This year, shortly after he resigned and following a months-long investigation, we revealed Boris Johnson lobbied for a job for woman after “abusing his power” to have a sexual relationship with her. She confronted him during #MeToo, when he shouted and swore in response:

If this colossal🔔🔚 becomes PM again, I may not be held responsible for my actions

Those FIVE Zahawi u-turns in full: Serving Boris “He’s got to go” Chancellor, yes please Letter: Actually you should resign I’m backing Boris We must support Rishi

NEW: Britain’s grim winter of strikes, falling incomes and a worsening NHS crisis is not some unfortunate series of events It’s the inevitable result of a decade of Tory austerity that steadily weakened the state’s capacity to respond to shocks enterprise-sharing.ft.com/redeem/c540270… Thread:

Jesus wept, try show some empathy and understanding for heaven's sake 🤬 'What's the plan? What are you doing this weekend?'

My column on David Carrick and the rotten Met. Contrary to police statements, the one thing this case isn’t is “unbelievable”. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Yes Wes! Fucking SAY IT. Shadow Health Sec, Wes Streeting, telling the truth about where our money has gone - to Tory donors and friends. They can pay themselves but not our nurses. #C4News

this is a refreshingly novel way of describing global bond markets

Lucky there are no producer guidelines on whether you need to declare facilitating an £800k loan to a prime minister while applying for a job as chairman of a broadcasting organisation….

🚨MPs FOR HIRE: a Led By Donkeys undercover investigation🚨 Watch the trailer…

NEW: don’t let the ULEZ chatter mislead you. The British public is much more supportive and united on Net Zero policies than the public in peer countries, with Conservative voters frequently as green as the centre-left elsewhere on.ft.com/453oWeT

🤬🤬 🤬 (so speaks the child of a foreign born mother)

Suella Braverman standing on the tail of a guide dog at Tory Conference and the Home Office releasing spreadsheets with the annotation "reason for arrest data is dodgy so maybe we shouldn't publish it" within the same day is so Thick of It you can't make it up.